UPS To Gays: No Marriage, No Benefits

Link In an anti-gay, anti-union move, United Parcel Service (UPS) has banned benefits for same-sex unmarried partners -- but only if they're non-union. Said one veteran driver, "It just goes to show when something is separate, it's never equal."

Lesbian Charged With Bigamy In Partner Case

Link Another reminder that you can't legally have your cake and eat it, too. So do remember to divorce your husband before marrying your wife.

Fox News: Lesbian Gangs Are Taking Over!

Fox News blowhard Bill O'Reilly blows the lid off the nationwide phenomenon of lesbian gangs who recruit ten-year-old kids, carry pink pistols and beat up men. Hilarious crap worth forwarding to all the violent femmes (and butches) you know!

Top 10 Lesbian Make Out Scenes

Link Proving that once again LNews will go all over the internet for you, this Greek-American site lists a collection of the finest humpity scenes in lesbian cinema. And yes, they do include "Bound" and "Gia"!

NYC Woman Booted From Ladies Room

Link After enjoying shrimp nachos at a Greenwich Village restaurant, Khadijah Farmer just wanted to freshen up in the ladies room. Instead, she was kicked to the curb because she didn't meet the femininity quota set by another patron.

Lesbian Firefighter Nets $6.2 Million in Lawsuit

Link A Los Angeles woman who apparently offended coworkers by being both black and a lesbian has taken her case to court and won. The harrassment ranged from supervisors making nasty comments to some sicko "tampering with" her mouthwash.