Thursday, August 04, 2005

Supermodel Ready to Dyke It for Dollars

(Link) Jordan wants a million for her charms, so start up that Nickels for Nooky fund today.


LNewsEditor said...

JIC Post:
Asian News International

London, August 1, 2005
Supermodel Jordan has no qualms about spending a night with a girl for a million dollars.

She admits that if she was offered the huge sum of money to have a raunchy lesbian orgy she would not hesitate to say "yes" but only if boyfriend Peter Andre could watch.

"Of course I would, I'd fool around but I'd have to make sure Peter watched," she was quoted by Femalefirst, as saying.

However, Jordan claims she would prefer it if someone offered a million dollars to have a foursome with Peter and another girl and guy.

"I tell what would be better - a guy and a girl and Pete and we'd have a foursome," she added.

Meanwhile, Jordan is desperate to do a sexy photoshoot with Paris Hilton.

The sexy star says she would love to get hot and steamy on camera with the beautiful blonde and hopes to get the chance some time this year.

pinkpurlgrrl said...

First reaction: Eew, ick.

On further thought: It seems to be a matter of time before sweet-young-thing realizes a great truth about herself.

and yet... eew, ick.

WordyGrrl said...

The studio door swung open and in swaggered a mighty she-beast, dripping with leather and chains, her boyish brush-cut slicked back with Brylcreem.
"Howdy, Miz Jordan! Mah name is Large Marge. The gals at the Painted Puddytat took up a collection and I done won ya for tonight! Here's mah million bucks. Now let's get bizzy!"

And with that, Supermodel Jordan shrieked in terror and ran back to the welcoming arms of heterosexuality, aka Peter. Heh.

pinkpurlgrrl said...

ok, now that worked for me!