Gosh darn. Just when a trashy, former pop star's trying to make a comeback from rehab, the psych ward, and lots of other drama. Rumor mill had previous whispered that Britney Spears might be playing a lesbian stripper in an upcoming Tarantino flick. Apparently, it's not so. And we're crushed, because it might have given "Showgirls" some competition in the Lesbian Trash Movie competition...
