C of E Rev Slammed for Anti-Gay Blog Slur

The Church of England Reverend Peter Mullen may get blown out on his backside over a little quip on his blog, that queers should be tattooed with a warning label on their backsides: "Sodomy can seriously damage your health."

Now, is he referring to boy sodomy or girl sodomy? Would he change his tune if it was two hot chicks going at it? In either case, the joke ain't funny.

UK Okays Uniforms in Pride March

Link Like most countries, the United Kingdom doesn't allow its troopies to participate in any wacky shenanigans while wearing their uniforms. This year, they've decided that Gay Pride isn't so naughty after all, and military folks can wear their official duds with Pride.

What Am I Bid For This Lesbian?

Link The UK's Manchester-based Lesbian and Gay Foundation is holding a fundraiser that will allow you to purchase your very own lesbian and take her on a date. Among the options: dinner, a movie or a trip to the bowling alley.

New Safer Sex & Sex Kit Available in UK

Link We can't decide which part of it we like best: the free lube or the deliciously cheesy cover art. In any case, we'd love to read a review if anybody can get a copy of "Beating Around the Bush." Those sexy dental dams... Okay, we're snickering now.

Lesbian Magazine Cover Censored in UK

Link "Diva," one of Europe's leading lesbian magazines, has been booted off the stands of a major retailer there until it cleans up the sexy photo cover. The pic in question is a same-sex version of one of Annie Liebowitz's highest-rated photos, legendary the Rolling Stone cover featuring John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Why the prejudice?

Honeymoon Over for UK Weddings?

Link Civil partnerships became legal in the UK in 2005, but since then, officials have noticed a distinct tapering off in the rush to the altar (so to speak). The number of new, legal same-sex partnerships have dropped by half since last year.

Stonewall UK Launches Recruitment Guide

Link No, not that kind of recruitment, dear. It's a compendium of LGBT-friendly companies who are actively seeking new employees, aimed particularly at newly graduating students looking for that first job.