Help For the Toy-Shy

Link Believe it or not, there are gals out there who refuse to buy love utensils. Does doing so mean one is inadequate? A sexual deviant? A repressed nympho? If you're dating someone who's clinging to those myths, here's help in busting them. The myths, that is.

The Great Texas Dildo Ban is Over!

Link Now the clerks at Forbidden Fruit can stop referring to them as "safe sex demonstration devices," and Texan women can mess with themselves to their hearts content. Mississippi and Alabama gals will still have to make sneaky purchases over the internet, though.

Lesbian Sex 101 for Heteros

Link An advice columnist answers straight people's ultimate question: How do lesbians have sex? Talk about informative! Did you know "muff diving" is another word for cunnillingus?

Prisoner Demands Access to Sex Toys

Link Quoth the inmate in question: "Drug addicts get help, smokers get cigarettes but what do we legitimate sex addicts get? Zilch." What better way to wile away those many, many idle hours!