How Martha Stewart Almost Got Shanked

As her former cellies finish their sentences and return to the outside world, secrets are coming out about Martha Stewart's time in the big house. The domestic diva may be great at insider trading and creating fabulous last-minute centerpieces for the elegant table, but she's got a helluva lot to learn about certain social niceties in the pokey. "Chop chop" indeed!

Mexico City Grants Same-Sex Conjugal Visits

Link The government says it's okay! Now you and your luscious, larcenous Latina pen pal can finally meet make sweet, sweet prison love!

Prison Guards Face Heat for Allowing Wedding

Link With the support of their pals, two Florida inmates were wed in a lovely makeshift ceremony complete with wedding cake, music and a reception. So what's the fuss? Apparently the pink bows were made with government forms -- thus making it seem partially sanctioned by the prison system. Scandal! The Smoking Gun is there...

Prisoner Demands Access to Sex Toys

Link Quoth the inmate in question: "Drug addicts get help, smokers get cigarettes but what do we legitimate sex addicts get? Zilch." What better way to wile away those many, many idle hours!